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She took 3.5 hours to have her hair and make-up done for what was essentially a 35-minute photo/video shoot, but, grouchy diva shit aside, Lisa Lampanelli is still one funny cocksucker.

Initially, Artemis from It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia wanted to drop acid and take a helicopter ride over Manhattan for our interview last summer.

Instead we just got hammered on pot, tequila and funnel cakes at Coney Island.

F Jackie.

You know this kid right? Pierce Ruane, a.k.a. “Sex Man,” reviews everything fan boy yet has no idea who Boba Fett is.

Still amazes me to this day.

So there’s this guy in Jersey named Steve Vincent who draws some pretty deranged comics, one of which is about a teddy bear created by the government who ass-fucks people to death.

Naturally I had to spend some time with him.

Remember actress Jenette Goldstein? Ok, scratch that.

Remember Vasquez from Aliens? Nowadays, in between gigs from King Cameron, Goldstein (above, the shortest one) runs a bra shop in L.A. that caters to heavy-duty titties. She also likes to brag about wearing a G-cup.

The man was good enough to write curse words to me back before I knew what half of them meant.

Interviewing porn stars is the same thing as talking to strippers or your baby cousin, not intimidating. But Mad Men’s Maggie Siff? I still pat myself on the back for not blurting out anything too raunch.

Ernest Borgnine likes to masturbate a lot.