I live in Brooklyn where I’ll write for the occasional magazine or website. As for this blog, you’ll mainly find stuff that shows off my literary prowess years of starfucking random celebrities. Oh, and if you email me a photo of yourself doing something anything with a bagel, I’ll give you a $1. var gaJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://ssl." : "http://www."); document.write(unescape("%3Cscript src='" + gaJsHost + "google-analytics.com/ga.js' type='text/javascript'%3E%3C/script%3E")); var pageTracker = _gat._getTracker("UA-5911931-1"); pageTracker._trackPageview(); Tumblr (3.0; @dreidelhustler)http://www.dreidelhustler.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l5fmlmciUN1qcx2w1o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>(via <a href="http://fuckyeahjohnhughesmovies.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">fuckyeahjohnhughesmovies</a>)</p>http://www.dreidelhustler.com/post/804817927http://www.dreidelhustler.com/post/804817927Mon, 12 Jul 2010 23:41:28 -0400<object width="400" height="325"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/f31PLcCXD0U&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/f31PLcCXD0U&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="325" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/>http://www.dreidelhustler.com/post/705680045http://www.dreidelhustler.com/post/705680045Wed, 16 Jun 2010 17:31:55 -0400<object width="400" height="325"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Fp6olw9iaxE&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Fp6olw9iaxE&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="325" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Looking for the dude at 0:14, so lemme know. Thanks.</p>http://www.dreidelhustler.com/post/702185247http://www.dreidelhustler.com/post/702185247Tue, 15 Jun 2010 17:34:00 -0400<object width="400" height="325"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/f0IDjx3hkw0&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/f0IDjx3hkw0&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="325" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Jacques Sandulescu, everyone.</p>http://www.dreidelhustler.com/post/697275975http://www.dreidelhustler.com/post/697275975Mon, 14 Jun 2010 08:03:47 -0400love boat<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l3h8fbyA3R1qzvqipo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>(via <a href="http://juliasegal.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">juliasegal</a>)</p>http://www.dreidelhustler.com/post/663598239http://www.dreidelhustler.com/post/663598239Fri, 04 Jun 2010 11:27:01 -0400<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l1x5blMCQf1qbp44fo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://phoebebird12.tumblr.com/post/571963929/via-knowyourmeme-com-ahahahahahahahah-i-love-you" target="_blank">phoebebird12</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>via <a href="http://knowyourmeme.com/i/000/048/203/original/double_derp.jpg?1272776732" target="_blank">knowyourmeme.com</a></p> <p>ahahahahahahahah i love you, marty feldman <333</p> </blockquote>http://www.dreidelhustler.com/post/635714010http://www.dreidelhustler.com/post/635714010Wed, 26 May 2010 19:17:44 -0400<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l1ht71UeYY1qbb5y3o1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://scrotumcoat.tumblr.com/post/563962354/mel-brooks-gets-his-star-on-the-walk-of-fame" target="_blank">scrotumcoat</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>mel brooks gets his star on the walk of fame</p> </blockquote>http://www.dreidelhustler.com/post/611584151http://www.dreidelhustler.com/post/611584151Tue, 18 May 2010 20:58:12 -0400<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l1as6qIswU1qzqwv3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://www.dreidelhustler.com/post/543063575http://www.dreidelhustler.com/post/543063575Fri, 23 Apr 2010 09:00:00 -0400<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l1afm90bKx1qzqwv3o1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I <a href="http://www.asylum.com/2010/04/22/william-sanderson-will-probably-kill-himself-tim-and-eric-awesome-show-good-job/" target="_blank">talked to Bill Sanderson last week</a> about the suicidal “H’amb” video he did with Karen Black on <em>Tim and Eric</em>.</p>http://www.dreidelhustler.com/post/540990754http://www.dreidelhustler.com/post/540990754Thu, 22 Apr 2010 13:08:00 -0400<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l16dccqlKq1qzqwv3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Guess who.</p>http://www.dreidelhustler.com/post/535658312http://www.dreidelhustler.com/post/535658312Tue, 20 Apr 2010 08:29:00 -0400<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l11aywLik31qzqwv3o1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Grabbed this off Paul Provenza’s Facebook. I’m not name-dropping, because no one knows who he is (he directed <em>The Aristocrats</em>), but a little known fact: Auteur owns Jimmy Cagney’s prosthetic leg. </p>http://www.dreidelhustler.com/post/528706389http://www.dreidelhustler.com/post/528706389Sat, 17 Apr 2010 14:49:00 -0400<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l0yy18KhBJ1qzqwv3o1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Thanks, 4chan!</p>http://www.dreidelhustler.com/post/525660664http://www.dreidelhustler.com/post/525660664Fri, 16 Apr 2010 08:15:08 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l0qldazgUI1qzegovo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://willcrusta.tumblr.com/post/514297396" target="_blank">willcrusta</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>From the Something Awful forums thread “Offensive Board Games”</p> </blockquote>http://www.dreidelhustler.com/post/518257108http://www.dreidelhustler.com/post/518257108Tue, 13 Apr 2010 09:22:15 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l0q1dkWo4m1qzqwv3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a target="_blank" href="http://areallydopeblog.blogspot.com/2010/02/window-washer.html?zx=f58d97f82e9583d5">via A Really Dope Blog</a></p>http://www.dreidelhustler.com/post/513424192http://www.dreidelhustler.com/post/513424192Sun, 11 Apr 2010 12:48:56 -0400<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l0iq2plk2p1qzqwv3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>The ol’ family biz.</p>http://www.dreidelhustler.com/post/503648335http://www.dreidelhustler.com/post/503648335Wed, 07 Apr 2010 14:01:00 -0400<object width="425px" height="360px"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="wmode" value="transparent" /><param name="movie" value="http://mediaservices.myspace.com/services/media/embed.aspx/m=48572749,t=1,mt=video" /><embed src="http://mediaservices.myspace.com/services/media/embed.aspx/m=48572749,t=1,mt=video" width="400" height="338" allowfullscreen="true" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>This shit is so racist/good.</p>http://www.dreidelhustler.com/post/495970949http://www.dreidelhustler.com/post/495970949Sun, 04 Apr 2010 12:30:23 -0400<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kze7df8v0n1qzqwv3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://www.dreidelhustler.com/post/452860666http://www.dreidelhustler.com/post/452860666Tue, 16 Mar 2010 16:53:39 -0400<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyz2wrsw2p1qzqwv3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>My Halloween costume, sometime before the <i>Coneheads </i>movie but after <a target="_blank" href="http://www.heebmagazine.com/blog/view/2441">my <i>Teen Wolf</i></a> phase. (No, the eyebrows aren’t real.)</p>http://www.dreidelhustler.com/post/434893616http://www.dreidelhustler.com/post/434893616Mon, 08 Mar 2010 11:53:00 -0500<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kytsmavnyp1qzqwv3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>This is what happens when you Google-Image “Jewish pervert.”</p>http://www.dreidelhustler.com/post/430323553http://www.dreidelhustler.com/post/430323553Sat, 06 Mar 2010 10:00:00 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kytj26KxRW1qzqwv3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>On the corner of Bridge St and Front St in Dumbo, Brooklyn.</p>http://www.dreidelhustler.com/post/428515299http://www.dreidelhustler.com/post/428515299Fri, 05 Mar 2010 11:56:00 -0500